A recent weird dream featuring Chris Elliot

I was at a party and as usual, I had stayed until the very end.  I usually clean up and hang out in the host's home while  he or she snoozes the drunk away.  This time though, a guy I thought I know w but couldn't recall ever meeting came up and gave me a big hug.  Still holding my shoulders he said to me, "I knew I couldn't leave without at least saying hi."

I was dumbfounded when I realized that this was an SNL alumni, and an actor of comedies that I loved.  Chris Elliot.  Or I thought it might be.  I wasn't sure.  It made sense that my friend BF would know him, as he's an actor himself, but I couldn't understand what he was doing at a house party in Milpitas.  Later, as I hung out with BF's mom, S the minister, I mentioned seeing Chris Elliot at a party but had reasoned that it wasn't actually him.  She smiled at the thought and told me that it most definitely was him.  She was great friends with his mom.  The nickname they had for him was Kim.

Kim aka Chris Elliot, gives great hugs.  

Must Remember

I just remembered the dream I had that married Harry Potter and Twilight. Oh dear.

Must Remember

The David Spade buddy comedy and the Winchester Mystery Theater dreams.

Continuing Adventures

Upcoming posts will include:Hurricanes and Tornadoes,The Roller-coaster Magnate, The Big House, and Babies.

Monkey Masturbating Controversy

He's always wanted to be a cartoonist. He drew comics for the school paper. He drew pieces published by Reader's Digest, but he's never been in a newspaper, and he dreams of being syndicated.
He starts a daily web comic to give himself an outlet. He's not nearly as popular as he thought he could be. Until he starts making cartoons. Little animated shorts, and he thinks this could be the thing that makes him famous.
It started with the introduction of the star. An adorable monkey- banana in hand, round belly always full. His weekly adventures brought even more fans. As it is with the web, he gets a better response and a higher viewership when the monkey gets in trouble.
It is with this he decides to introduce "A Monkey's Guide to Masturbation".
Fame comes fast, as word spreads.
"Have you seen the monkey masturbating cartoon?"
Friends ask friends, emails are sent, fan sites are set up, it has been dugg over four thousand times.
T-shirts have been sold, banana sales among teen boys have seen an increase.
It isn't until FOX News asks it's viewers if they've seen "The Disturbing Cartoon Your Kids Are Watching" that his site is flooded with letters of indignation and outrage.
MAMM (Mothers Against Masturbating Monkeys) have sent out petitions to have his site shut down. They have been on news stations warning against the heathen cartoonist and his sick fantasies. They are at soccer games, amusement parks, outside of grocery stores, and he is famous.
He is invited to stand off against the Head Mother on national T.V. He readily accepts as he's always maintained: "Dude, it's just a cartoon."
Millions of people tune in to watch.
The Mother is heated in her twin-set and pearls. He is sitting up straight in his new hoodie.
She throws close minded arguments his way, he lobs back with an easy-going, "It's a Cartoon."
It's his mantra, and the only words he seems to be saying. When the Mother brings up a portion of the cartoon she has seen he does correct her, "Monkey doesn't actually show how to use all the parts of the banana. He merely discusses the merit of keeping the skin of the fruit nearby." He goes on to explain, "I've never actually drawn Monkey doing any of the thing he talks about. That's the funny part. You get to decide what monkey is doing and you get to decide if it's something you would like to try."
Mother is outraged.
She sputters and gasps, but before she can say anything else he says to the camera,
"Dude, it's just a fucking cartoon".
Millions of T.V.s go to a commercial.

Incredible Hulk-End

It's a party.
The Hulk has been invited by his best friend, but he has decided not to go. He believes his friend is the one behind the crime wave, but he can't figure out how the product is being made. He decides to sneak into the party so as to gain more knowledge. He is hiding high above the banquet room, behind the large decorative vases. He can see the revelers and their children, and his friend, the life of the party. There is an anxious feeling about, and it isn't before long when we discover why. A few select members of the party-goers are slipping into another room. the Hulk cannot see what's going on, but we can.
Syringes are being passed out and they are filled with a small amount of a glowing green liquid. Quickly injected, the group of people visibly become more muscular, a little taller, broader, and a little bustier for some. They don't seem to notice that their eyes, along with their skin is slightly green.
They join the party once again, and the Hulk notices their differences, especially when one child starts crying after a too-strong hug from his mother. He knows now that the miracle elixir has been made and it's out in the public. He knows that the crime wave will only get worse. He knows that his friend has developed something very dangerous. He also knows he is not going to be able to fix this by himself.
He goes home and starts to prepare for war.

Incredible Hulk-Part Two

It is only when the Hulk is at his maddest that he is able to become a superhero. He does get mad easily and it's been a long time in learning to calm himself before he smashes everything in sight. It was during his therapy sessions he realized he could do the city a greater good by harnessing his powers. It was at work when his best friend would discuss the strength of the Hulk, and the possibility of harnessing those powers. It was after hours when the Hulk would slightly change the formulas his colleague had worked on so no one would know this power.
When his best friend decided to head out on his own and was given his own lab by the pharmaceutical conglomerate, he could only hope the idea of having his power in medicinal form would be untouched as it had gone wrong so many times before.
But that was not to be.
The city is being hit with a crime wave.
Banks are being robbed, security guards are hurt, and the citizens are scared. It is night when the Hulk sees the crime taking place. Men are able to smash through the walls of the bank, and they band together to pull the door off the vault. He rushes in, but they are ready for him. They aren't as strong as him, but together they are formidable. The Hulk is getting a beat-down and he doesn't like it. Worse, others are running off with the money and he cannot hold all these men back. He does his best to subdue a few men but he knows he is running out of time and he cannot be found out. He gives one last roar, throwing the men on him into the street before heading into the alleys.
The men have made quite a haul and bring it back to their headquarters in a raucous mood. They lay all the money on a table before the Hulk's best friend. He has developed a way to make men stronger, but he is running out of funds to produce it fast enough and he can't quite seem to get rid of the side effect that gives the men a green tinge.